The Last of Us *minor spoilers*

As usual I'm a little late to the game (see what I did there?) and we have finally played The Last of Us. I say we because technically it was my roommate who played and I was the witty commentary.

I know the reviews for this game were amazing but I'm always a bit skeptical. That skepticism was misplaced. The game is fantastic. Gritty, real, emotional, and pretty in that gruesome end of the world kind of way.

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If you like your video games heavily story driven then The Last of Us wouldn't be a bad way for you to spend your weekend. I was completely on board with the slow, reluctant relationship between Joel and Ellie. His hesitancy to become the father figure Ellie clearly wanted him to be felt believable and genuine. The game has all of the elements we've all come to expect from a zombie apocalypse game. Post apocalyptic government, shitty people taking advantage of the situation, broken and decrepit cityscapes. But it's done so damn well you don't care that you've seen this type of things a thousand times before. The Last of Us is an example of fantastic game writing. 

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The game itself just felt good. The transitions between the cut scenes and player control were some of the most seamless I've ever encountered. There were fewer instances where I felt I had to suspend disbelief when it came to actions the characters had to perform. Healing wasn't instant and you couldn't heal in the middle of a fight. The fact that enemies wouldn't react to your followers so long as you were hidden was both fantastic and terrible. It pulled me out of the moment more often than not seeing Ellie run repeatedly in front of an enemy. However, having to worry about the location of a character you're not controlling sounds like a migraine waiting to happen. 

Basically, this game is fantastic and you should be playing it if you haven't done so already. Don't want to take my word for it? Then try these reviews. I'm sure they'll do a better job of convincing you that you're wasting your time by Not playing this game. 

• IGN Review The Last of Us
• Kotaku Review The Last of Us

Best of all? There's a second one rumored to be ready for production. 

The Last of Us 2 Rumors

These are of course just speculation, but it's a good kind of speculation. 

Have you played yet? What are your thoughts? 

Assassin's Creed Movie Trailer

Who else is excited for this?

Shadow Hunters: I think I'm hooked

Alright, I'll try to proceed with this post without giving away an potential spoilers for those of you who haven't (and possibly have no intention of) reading the books. I say potential, because the show is changing enough of the details that what I think I know about what will happen may not come to pass. And I like that. If I wanted an exact copy of the books, I'd just read them again. However, if you haven't seen the second episode you may want to go watch that first.

Back to the point. In my first post about Shadowhunters I talked about how I was cautiously hopeful. The first episode seemed rough, but not without potential. The second episode is better. Partly because they've been able to move past most of the exposition required for viewers to get a sense of the world and can now move into the actual plot and characters.

Isabelle is kind of a bitch and I love it. She's sexy, confident and unapologetic.  

The Beautifully Bitchy Isabelle.  
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Getting some interesting vibes from Alec. Want more Bane. Simon is not as boring as I'd expected. Clary is likable though I feel like she should be freaking out just a bit more. She's a bit too calm and that makes me feel like a coward. I know if I were in her position I'd at least do a bit more yelling and sticking fingers in my ears. It feels like she's just accepting things far too quickly. There's no adjustment period.

I definitely want to see more character development. Let's take a little time and get to know our heroes. I'm all about action and keeping the plot moving forward, but I also like to give audiences more credit than some networks give them. This kind of show attracts the type of viewer (or at least I hope it does) that wants more than just drama piled on with ridiculous drama (think Reality shows). We want the drama and the story that goes with it and a large part of that story are the characters. Help me care about them. I'm almost there I just need a little bit more.

On that note can we take a moment to talk about Hodge?

Hodge of the Burning Circle Scar.
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First off, he's much younger and more attractive than I was expecting. That giant circle scar/tattoo on his neck was something else and this was the first time I realized that the other Circle members had the same mark. I'm interested to see where the writers are going with this.

Lastly, Silent Brothers. I knew what they looked like, however, it was still super uncomfortable to actually see it. Kind of like how it was worse seeing Joffrey die from poison than it was reading about it. So much worse. As stated above, I'm a bit of a coward so anything even smelling of scary is potential nightmare material. Eyes and mouths sewn together are just creepy enough to give me chills.

Super Creepy Silent Brother.    
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More Super Creepy Silent Brothers.
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Long story short: I'm hooked. I finished the second episode wanting to watch the next one. Netflix has spoiled me and I'm not used to having to wait a week before the next episode. Anyone else anxiously awaiting more Shadowhunters?

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Book Review: Pandorax, by C.Z. Dunn

Afficionados of the Warhammer 40,000 franchise have coined a term: "bolter porn."

This phrase is used to describe most of the novels published by Black Library, Games Workshop's literary division. It indicates that a book possesses little to no intellectual reading value, instead consisting primarily of lurid descriptions of large-scale mayhem and carnage as carried out, typically, by the setting's iconic Space Marines and their spiky-armored opponents, the unironically-named Chaos Space Marines, as well as other colorful factions that occupy the planet-wide battlefields of the 41st millennium.

Space Marines, also known as the Adeptus Astartes, are cloistered chapters of towering, genetically-convoluted super-soldiers that thematically resemble medieval knightly orders, ascetic monk brotherhoods, mythical figures such as the Norse einherjar, and other classical warrior archetypes.

A "bolter" is the Space Marine's standard-issue weapon: A .75-caliber fully-automatic cinderblock-sized machine gun that fires self-propelled explosive ammunition.

The total ubiquity of this insanely destructive weapon, as well as other standard Space Marine affects such as chainswords (as in, swords that are chainsaws), says a lot about the tone of Warhammer 40,000, or simply "40k", a sci-fantasy tabletop miniatures game that has spawned a multitude of novels and other spinoffs, it's tagline: "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, there is Only War."

A lot of bolter porn is kind of awful.

Christian Z. Dunn's novel Pandorax, which was released in the UK in 2013 and North America in 2014, is bolter porn. But, it's not awful at all.

In fact, it's pretty great.

Grab a drink (I recommend the blood of heretics or tears of the damned), hit the jump, and I'll tell you all about it.

Shadowhunters: First thoughts

Spoilers for the first episode ahead. You have been warned.

Whenever I watch a pilot episode for any show I always keep in mind that this is a shows first shy (or sometimes overly ambitious) step into what is hoped will be a wildly successful series. So, with that mindset I dove into Shadowhunters with an open mind. I'm not sure how much of my opinions are colored by the fact that I've read the books, but I left the pilot feeling hopeful.

Did it have flaws? Yes. Did it feel rushed and disjointed? Yes. Did the characters feel wooden and awkward? A bit. Was I surprised by any of this? Not at all. Most show pilots I've watched (and there are a lot of them) start this way.

Overall, I felt it did an okay job of introducing the world and the main players. We got a quick glimpse at each characters' personality and quirks. I'm still on the fence about Clary's mom actually wanting to explain everything to her, but it's likely a small change that won't have a lasting effect. Speaking of changes, I might be one of the few people who doesn't mind when a TV show or movie drift away from the source material. This hasn't always been the case. I used to get rather bent out of shape over even minor changes to the original. Then I grew up, started a Masters program in screen writing, and realized there are so many reasons for these changes. Also, I learned to love the differences. It was like seeing something new in a familiar setting.

I'm interested in the thoughts of those of you who haven't read the books? Were you able to follow along? Did you grasp the basic idea of the show? Did you get lost halfway through and change the channel?

A Bad Idea *Hunger Games Spoilers Ahead*

Have you heard the news? Lionsgate has recently announced that they will open a Hunger Games theme park in Atlanta, GA. Can I ask why? Don’t get me wrong, I am a complete Katniss Everdeen fangirl who didn’t mind the totes heartbreaking death of (SPOILER ALERT) sweet Prim (with war comes collateral damage) and even embraced the film adaptions (mostly because the always charming Jennifer Lawrence slays it, per usual) despite the severe miscasting of Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark, among other things.  But somehow – and maybe this is just me – but I have never once after reading one of the Hunger Games books said to myself, “huh, wouldn’t that just be a complete lark? I would KILL (literally, natch) to be able to experience the sadistic thrill of murdering a bunch of teenagers for the amusement of a bunch of one percenters who dress like they are on an extended acid trip! Will there be actual blood when I’m cracking open some 12 year old girl’s head, or is it just going to be some lame simulation?” Nope. Nope. Nope. The ONLY Hunger Games “Experience” that I would enjoy would to be a devil’s threesome situation with lil’ Joshie boy (hey, he may be miscast and a full head shorter than me, but still, objectively hot) and that Hemsworth brother.  

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The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios in Orlando, FL, Japan, and the one currently under construction in Hollywood, CA all do so well because part of the thrall of the HP universe is that nearly every fan wants to be a wizard. I’m sure at one point – or if you’re anything like me – you maybe had a wonderfully irrational thought that your Hogwarts admissions letter somehow got lost in the owl post and one day ol’ Dumbledore (who never kicked the bucket in this particular fantasy) will pay me a visit to rectify that grave mistake.  No Hunger Games fan (at least not the sane ones) would ever volunteer to participate in the games.  Like the Hunger Games, the drama in HP surrounds the machinations of a hateful archvillian who casts the threat of war, death, and loss over the narrative and who our protagonist must defeat in order to save the world; unlike the Hunger Games, there are chapters, and arguably entire books, where war, death, and darkness aren’t the focus of the narrative. There are light-hearted moments of the awkwardness of adolescence, there are impossible beasts, objects, spells, feats of the imagination; there is magic.

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Even if that magic is sometimes dangerous and terrible in its own right, and even if some of the darker themes and events that occur in HP seem to mirror that of the muggle world (the Holocaust, racism and ethnic cleansing/genocide, wars, etc.), it still seems like an impossible fever dream. If you squint hard enough, the Hunger Games, with its elements of class warfare, physical violence (read: No wands, spellcasting or potions. Just guns, bullets, bombs, machetes, axes, drones, manufactured killing machines, etc.), and social inequalities could easily be a dystopia not that far off from 21^st century America.  If I wanted to see or experience any of those things, all I would have to do is turn on the 6 o’clock news. It’s all just a little too close for comfort if you ask me.  Like the summer blockbuster, the purpose of theme parks are so the visitor can step into a piece of artificial escapism (and buy $8 butterbeers) and forget about the world’s problems… not be reminded of them.

Rebels Reviews - Episode 2 "Relics of the Old Republic"

Or as I like to call it, "Old Guys Kicking Ass".

I'm a bit behind schedule (this doesn't bode well for me) so we'll keep this short.

This episode was better than last week. 

We find our cast once again in a tight bind due to some sort of ship mechanical problem. Apparently, space ships are made by the same companies who manufacture expensive sports cars.

The Empire as always is hot on their tail. What are our heroes to do? Have an awesome game of Hide-and-go-Seek in a sandstorm of course. Isn't that what you'd do? 

Some thoughtful thoughts:

Kanan's continued distrust of the Clones feels genuine and I'm glad that he didn't give in too easily. (Like he did with his story to Ezra last week) He still did the right thing and saved them, but finds it hard to trust them. I feel he is more than justified. I mean, Clones did murder his master and a fair amount of Jedi. I'd hold a grudge too.

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Favorite Moments: 

• Battle Tank vs Walker! I cheered out loud when Wolf smashed the Tank into the AT-AT. There was something about that scene that made me very happy. 

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• Clones making fun of their Stormtrooper replacements. And the Empire admitting that they are willing to send wave after wave of their own men at the enemy. 

Things I learned about this episode: 

• If you turn off your ship it becomes invisible... I know, with no power the scanners supposedly don't see it. Sure I'll buy that. But does the crew seriously not see the ship just floating there? 

* I can hear my friend, Melody yelling at me "Talking Dragons!" The phrase we use when you're just supposed to accept the nature of this particular fantasy universe. Though I think in this universe "Talking Slugs (Hutts) would be more appropriate.* 

• Walkers only have one speed. Full speed ahead means go at the same speed, but with more feeling. 
• The best droids are the moody droids that talk back to you.
• If you shoot an AT-AT in the neck, the legs give out. 

Random Thoughts:

We had a brief look at our new inquisitor. How many are there total do you think? I mean, did Vader train them? Palpatine? They're not Sith, so what exactly are they? 

FOMO Anxiety in the Golden Age of Television

I’m a week behind with my normal Fall TV viewing schedule – about 20 hours of programming – and all I can think about while I commute, work, play on my cornhole league, have lunch with a friend, watch another friend’s baby get baptized, and live my life, is what shows I’ve missed and how many hours it will take until I’m “caught up.” If you think that sentence is absurd - and perhaps more than a little sad - I’m mostly in agreement, but let me tell you how I got here and how I plan to crawl back out.

It all started for me in Fall 2005 with a TiVo, a 20 inch TV, a mild case of seasonal depression, and too much time on my hands as an unemployed college student with a light course schedule. Lost, Heroes, Grey’s Anatomy and a slew of other shows marking the beginning of the “golden age of television” (although it is this writer’s opinion that there are no quotes needed here, as it was a turning point for not only the medium, but also innovative and captivating serial storytelling) had recently entered my life and I was, for lack of a better word, hooked. Even with the DVR, I found that I needed to be front row and center at 8pm EST for the programs I considered “appointment viewing” – this was just before the internet and social media made love with “must watch” television programming and pushed out a sweet, addictive, synergized entertainment baby; before spoiler alerts, instant recaps, binge watching, and “TV on your time” streaming 24/7 on Hulu/Amazon/Netflix/On Demand.  My neglected roommates/BFFs – and who did not share my slavish pop culture devotion – lamented that I was virtually unreachable Sunday – Thursday from 8 – 11pm and lo, did they feel my wrath if they dared to enter my room and speak to me during that time slot (unless it was a commercial break, in which they had exactly 2 minutes to speak their peace and leave). It was rough for all of us, and what started as mild teasing and frustration on their part eventually lead to all out shouting, tears and hurt feelings from all parties. Thus began my 10 year “struggle” with my love/hate relationship with TV. Hi my name is Marie, and I’m a television addict. (Hi Marie!)

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As I’ve grown older and adult responsibilities have creeped into my life – despite my best efforts – I have found it harder and harder to maintain my devotion to my overlord TV while adulting. There have been a lot of changes in the way I watch TV: I got rid of the ol’ TiVo sometime around 2012 and moved strictly to On Demand, Hulu Plus, Netflix, and the occasional live viewing.  I changed when I watched TV: I made a promise to myself a number of years ago that I would prioritize my work/family/friend obligations first and have, for the most part – barring the season premiere/finales of a handful of shows watched by the majority of my friends/family/human beings; Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, etc. – kept that promise.  (Although I’m sure there are some in my social circle who would vehemently disagree with that assessment…) However, I still feel that pull. To keep up; to be in the know; to not “miss out.” I have had actual nightmares of being spoiled on major plot points or not having anything to contribute to the water cooler discussion of last week’s episode of Homeland (or how Homeland hasn’t been good since Season 1).

So I find ways to make it work. I keep a Google Sheets shared doc with one of my BFFs and fellow pop culture slave that tracks what shows we’re watching and how we’re watching them, how many episodes we are behind – if we’re behind – and how many hours that adds up to for future viewing planning purposes.  When my work/social life is sluggish – or it’s January – that spreadsheet gives me peace.  “Oh look! I only have 2.3 more hours of TV to watch before I’m done!” Reaching these viewing goals becomes like a personal mountain to climb or a marathon to run – only the sedentary, couch potato version of that because the only moving I’m doing is to get snacks or to empty my bladder. But the sad fact is that I’m never really done and that spreadsheet likely causes me more anxiety than it does peace. There is always another show to binge, another show to check out, another show I’m 3 episodes behind and “oh my god I better catch up because this is my sister’s fav show and she will def spoil me with her big fat word vomit mouth.”

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When you watch 90+ shows a year (Who even has that much free time you may ask?? It helps to be single, childless, and have a small circle of friends who either have their own priorities like kids and second jobs and stuff, or who appreciate and mirror your own devotion to TV.), television becomes a chore, a burden, a yoke upon my free time and peace of mind. And yet… And yet… I would not – could not - give it up for the world. There are too many great stories being told and yet to be told; stories that I have found or will find. Stories that will captivate me, dig into my brain, and drag me along - a willing victim - kicking and screaming and mourning another hour of my week that is both lost and not lost. An hour with my imagination sparked, my entertainment nodes a-firing, and my creative juices milked; and an hour I could have spent talking to my mom, on a date, or learning a second language. Thus is the lament of the geek, the obsessed, the pop culture addict: too many things to read, watch, listen to, experience – and not nearly enough hours in the day to experience them. 

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The only “recovery” I could see in my near future would be one where I reassessed what programs are worth my time and culled the herd a bit, so to speak. Maybe 40 shows a year instead of 90! I could devote my free time to dating, exercising, and other things I hate doing. Oh wait, what’s that you say? Marvel’s releasing yet another spin-off TV series? Shonda Rhimes has a new show in the works? X-FILES IS COMING BACK?!?! Huh… Maybe I’ll cut back next year.

It's Time for Star Wars

Where were you last night?

Me? Well, last night at around 9pm Eastern myself and my two roommates spent 45 minutes, two computers and three cell phones trying to get Star Wars tickets last night. All the movie ticket sites were down and hope seemed lost. But the Force prevailed and we managed to get tickets to a 7:00pm IMAX 3-D showing.

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Never before have I been so stressed out trying to buy movie tickets. I'm hoping it is a bit smoother next year.

Also, the trailer. In case you need to see it again.

How'd it go for you guys? Did you cry? Laugh? Pull all your hair out?

Star Wars Rebels Review

Hello there and welcome to the first Rebels Reviews!

I love Star Wars so it seems fitting I vent my thoughts on Star Wars Rebels here.

In case you're living on another planet without holonet access, everyone here is certainly aware of the start of Season 2 of Star Wars Rebels.

Last week Episode 1 (or as I prefer to call it Episode 1B) aired. The actual first episode premiered this summer with "The Siege of Lothal" and somehow I managed to miss this episode. I was a bit lost when I jumped into "The Lost Commanders" last Wednesday. Things made a bit more sense once I got my hands on that elusive episode. So, if you also didn't catch that pre-season episode I suggest you go watch that one.

Now for a quick and dirty review of Season 2 so far. I'm using bullet points because I love bullet points.

The Siege of Lothal

• Introduce Vader. This man certainly knows how to make an entrance. I enjoyed that they made him the badass we all know he is. He treated Ezra like he was the annoying little fly he is sometimes. You get the distinct impression that Vader didn't break a sweat fighting both Kanan and Ezra. 

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• Kanan has some of the best dialogue. My favorite is when he's talking to Ezra. His lines make me laugh more than any of the others. I'm sure the fact that they are delivered by Freddie Prince Jr. helps. 
• The scene with Hera and Kanan on the rebel ship was very well done. It gave us a chance to see the mental and emotional damage the Clone Wars had on some of the survivors. This was a very poignant moment and I loved it. 
• Space battles are always fun. Always. 

The Lost Commanders

• REX RETURNS! Who didn't love him in Clone Wars? Now he's a grizzled old war vet and seems like he'd be just as much of a badass as he was in the Clone Wars but with a bit more creaking of joints. 

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• Loved the explanation of what happened to the Clones. This always bugged me (and a lot of Star Wars fans I imagine). Why were there no clones by the time we get to Episode IV? Oh...because the Empire decided they were no longer useful and got rid of them. Okay. 
• Having said that, I am not satisfied with this explanation. There has to be more to it. Seems like a terribly wasteful use of preprogrammed resources. Unless "decommission" is a euphemism for something more awesomely sinister which was my first thought. (and my sincere hope)
• Loved this Guy:

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• Kanan: "I don't feel like discussing it." (meaning the Clone Wars) but then proceeds to discuss it without any pushing from Ezra. Way to stick to your guns Kanan. 
• Wolf's apology was terrible. It came far too easily. I know episodes are short but I did expect at least some resistance to having betrayed Rex for what is likely many years. I don't buy it. 

Over all I enjoyed the episode though it is not one of the strongest of the Series so far, but I am hopeful. 

Now it's time for some speculation. 

What are we going to do with these Clones?

My vote? Wolf, Rex, and/or Crazy Clone die defending Kanan or Ezra. 

Will Asoka reveal that she knows who Vader is? 

Probably not and it'll likely get her killed. 

What do you think? 

And So It Begins

Greetings!

Our names our Marie, Joe, and Steph, and we’re “Remotely Entertaining” – or rather we hope to be remotely entertaining, or mildly amusing, or at the very least somewhat enjoyable. We chose that name – the origin story is courtesy of a brainstorming session – because of its many layers (we’re complex people, yo) and how that speaks to what we are trying to do with this blog.

We want to talk about entertainment – some, but not all, of which involves the use of a remote – and we wish to be entertaining in the way we go about doing that. But we also don’t want to oversell our entertainment value. We’re humble folk in that way, so we loved that “remotely” was also a qualifier (modifier?) of just how entertaining we may be at times. “Oh, are you guys massively entertaining?” you might ask us and we would reply “Oh no, we’re just remotely entertaining” meaning that we are entertaining in the slightest degree and also, that is our name. See, LAYERS!!!

Oh, and “remotely” also describes the three of us geographically: one of us (lucky bastard) is Orlando, Florida-based, one in Austin, Texas and one of us is in Maryland. Try to figure out which and you win a (metaphorical) lollipop!

Thanks for stopping by and feel free to drop us a line in the comments section if you like what you read! If you don’t like what you read then it’s probably best you don’t leave a comment.

-Marie, Joe & Steph